Tuesday, September 26, 2017

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Jeff Sessions Defends Trump’s Right To Speak Out Against Free Speech

The president has free speech rights too,” the attorney general said of Trump’s condemnation of NFL players who protest.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions gave an impassioned defense of the values of free speech on Tuesday, proclaiming that “in this great land, the government does not tell you what to think or what to say.” Then the nation’s top law enforcement official condemned the actions of NFL players who protest during the national anthem and defended his boss’ right to call for them to be fired.


Saturday, September 23, 2017

Trump the Terrible is not the only asshole...there's that super-asshole, Kim Jerk  Whatever......

This Stanford Professor Has a Theory on Why 2017 Is Filled With Jerks

We are living in a world full of assholes. To be sure: There are no census figures to back this up, no national registry from which to draw statistics, but one need only look at the headlines to see that the asshole population has not only grown in recent years but also spawned some new and rather alarming mutants. I mean, Martin Shkreli? Travis Kalanick? PewDiePie? “You can make the argument that we are living in Peak Asshole,” says Robert Sutton, a Stanford professor...

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Democracy is a joke, says China – just look at Donald Trump

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Chinese Media Can’t Stop Making Fun Of Donald Trump

Chinese media has referred to Trump’s election a “democracy malfunction,” compared him to Benito Mussolini and Adolf Hitler, called him “as ignorant as a child” and mocked his spelling problems. During the presidential campaign, media in the country called Trump “big-mouthed” and “abusively forthright,” and even compared him to a clown. ..


Monday, September 11, 2017

Trump’s lawyers wanted Jared Kushner gone

President Trump received legal advice earlier this summer that Jared Kushner should step down from his White House role because of possible complications related to the Russia probe, it was revealed Monday. Some of the president’s lawyers advised him in June that Kushner was dead meat due to his entanglement with Russian officials.....

http://nypost.com/2017/09/11/trumps-lawyers-wanted-jared-kushner-gone-report/


Sunday, September 10, 2017

Insulting the leaders of your party is not the path to legislative success.

Expect Trump and Congress to Do Nada

As a presidential deal-maker, Donald Trump is, in Texas parlance, all hat and no cattle. It's a big reason that, aside from disaster relief, not much is likely to get done this month or this year. To the shock of fellow Republicans, Trump gave Democrats all they wanted to get a temporary extension of the debt ceiling and government funding and the first installment of huge assistance for hurricane victims....Trump cut this small deal to punish House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, whom he blames for this year's dismal legislative record, while simultaneously bragging he has gotten more done than any than any president since Franklin D. Roosevelt. The next day Trump gloated about the GOP leaders' discomfort and the media reviews.



Friday, September 8, 2017

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Trump Runs The Country Like He’s Driving A Bumper Car


When you drive a bumper car you just smack into whatever is right in front of you, deal with whatever is immediately in view, and have no idea or concern where you’re going. That’s the way Donald Trump governs.

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Leader Chuck Schumer absolutely the got the best of him in their White House negotiation over the short-term debt ceiling/continuing resolution. That was partially because Pelosi and Schumer are simply better negotiators and tacticians than “the great dealmaker” Trump.....


Thursday, September 7, 2017

Oftentimes, Trump’s cluelessness extends beyond specific policy details into more rudimentary “how does the government work” territory. At the beginning of his term, Trump seemed to believe the president was a dictatorship, and was chastened to find out that it’s not....”


When Trump Aides Admit He Has No Idea What He’s Talking About

....Ultimately, it’s Trump’s unthinking impulsivity that seems to worry aides most. Ahead of a high-stakes meeting with Vladimir Putin, advisers confided that they were worried about what he’d say, given his “propensity for unpredictable utterances and awkward optics.”

And then there are moments when staffers just seem eager to confirm that Trump’s rhetorical non sequiturs are as ludicrous as they appear, like when Trump tweeted disparagingly about John Podesta during a G20 summit in Germany. “I have no idea what he’s talking about,” a source told The Daily Beast.

The dearth of knowledge about how laws, the government or the criminal justice system works, and the insouciance with which he displays his ignorance, are qualities that define the 45th president. This is a man who understands one thing better than anyone: how to whip a crowd into a reactionary strew of resentment and fear. After that, as his own staff has acknowledged for months, he’s got nothin’.”



Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Kushner Frantically Searching Desk Drawer For Bold Solutions To Today’s Most Pressing Issues

Cursing under his breath as he dug through the assorted documents and folders, Senior Advisor to the President Jared Kushner was frantically searching a desk drawer Wednesday for bold solutions to today’s most pressing issues. “I could have sworn I put my trailblazing approaches to ushering in a new era of prosperity in here somewhere,” said Kushner as he pulled out random sheets of paper and quickly scanned them in hopes some might contain his strategy for bringing the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to a swift, peaceful conclusion....


http://www.theonion.com/article/kushner-frantically-searching-desk-drawer-bold-sol-56854

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Wait until Wall Street wakes up and smells the arabica




THE TRUMP-COHN BROMANCE IS OFFICIALLY OVER

The president has been making furtive phone calls to Steve Bannon as he fumes over his economic adviser.

Unfortunately, like many Trump romances, this one has hit the skids. Trump quickly proved to be the sort of undisciplined employee who would’ve been fired from Goldman Sachs on day one. He withdrew the United States from the Paris climate agreement, despite Cohn’s protestations. The breaking point was Charlottesville: Cohn was said to be “disgusted” and “dismayed” at his boss’s characterization of a group containing neo-Nazis as having some “very fine people,” and, after two weeks of stewing, let his thoughts be known in an interview with the Financial Times, wherein he condemned the president’s equivocating. Not surprisingly, it did not go over well....


Agency’s Disaster Relief Fund down to its last $1 billion


FEMA Is Almost Out of Money and Hurricane Irma Is Approaching

With Texas still reeling from Hurricane Harvey and another storm barreling toward Florida, the Federal Emergency Management Agency is expected to run out of money by Friday, according to a Senate aide, putting pressure on Congress to provide more funding this week.  As of 10 a.m. Tuesday morning, FEMA’s Disaster Relief Fund, which pays for the agency’s disaster response and recovery activity, had just $1.01 billion on hand. And of that, just $541 million was "immediately available" for response and recovery efforts


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-05/fema-is-almost-out-of-money-as-hurricane-irma-threatens-florida

Saturday, September 2, 2017




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Jeff Sessions’ DOJ To Put Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions On Trial Yet Again

Remember the woman who dared to laugh at a Trump official? Jeff Sessions’ Justice Department plans to put the woman who laughed at the now-attorney general back on trial yet again, a federal prosecutor told a D.C. judge here on Friday.

Desiree Fairooz, a woman taken into custody after she laughed during Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ confirmation hearing, will go to trial in November for a second time.
Fairooz and her lawyer rejected a plea deal offered by the government in which she would have pleaded guilty to one of two charges in exchange for the government recommending a sentence of time served,


Friday, September 1, 2017


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Trump’s new communications chief once backed Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump’s new communications chief previously supported Hillary Clinton’s presidential ambitions. Commander Schtark was appointed on Friday – prompting the resignation of embattled White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Mr Schtark has little experience of either Republican party politics or handling media relations. He founded global investment firm Universe Capital in 2005, and hosted investment news TV show Galaxy Week.


Read more at: https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/world/trumps-new-communications-chief-backed-clinton/



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Donald Trump Reportedly Uses His Personal Cell Phone Behind 
‘Church Lady’ John Kelly’s Back

Since joining the White House as chief of staff, General John Kelly has sought to bring order to the West Wing. But to no one’s surprise, President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about being controlled — and, in an act of teen rebellion, has been sneaking calls on his personal cell phone....